I hate when your boob itches, like wtf I don’t have time for this bullshit
im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions
IS THIS REAL.
LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE
he probably saw Moffat’s number on the caller id, picked up the phone and shouted, “YES!!”
how could you fuck up so tremendously
#if you don’t think eleven is fucking terrifying sometimes#you are just wrong #he’s the scariest one of them all #way worse than the time lord victorious #don’t let that cosmic 5-year-old schtick fool you
this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said “are you talking to that tree, freak!” and i started crying and hugged on to the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girls head, thanks kevin.
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
The lack of fucks he gives combined with the level of sass he practically sweats is the reason I love Nine more than anything.
I ship straight characters. And I ship gay characters. I don’t ship based on gender. I ship based on chemistry.